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Images and text by Gabrielle.
When we were on our trip to Venice, right around New Year’s Eve, we took a day trip to the island of Murano, famed for it’s colored glass. After exploring the island for a couple of hours, we were ready for a break. We stopped in a beautiful plaza, with a line of trees down the center and Italian architecture framing the whole area. It was stunning!
The trees were enclosed in cement planters that functioned as benches. The kids sat down and made themselves comfortable and we all passed around a bottle of water and just chilled for while.
When we stood up, we realized that our particular bench happened to be a popular spot for dogs. Really popular. Olive, Oscar, Betty and Maude all had poop covered coats. Just smeared all over their backsides. I swear the mess multiplied in front of our eyes. We kept finding it in new places — on another sleeve, on the back of someone’s shoe. How in the world had we not noticed we were sitting on dog poo?! So gross.
Oh. And did I mention we were on an island? Far from our hotel and access to clean clothes? Not our finest moment. And no, I did not record that grand moment for posterity with our camera. I confess, at the time, it was hard to smile about it. : )
When Clorox asked if our family had any of our own ick-tionary words, the day on Murano and the word “Puppy Luv” came to mind immediately. I totally say Puppy Luv when referring to that sort of mess. Puppy Luv: When you encounter a little “gift” left by a canine companion. As in: It looks like you’ve got some puppy luv on your sneaker. Or. Turns out our entire family has been sitting in puppy luv for the last half an hour.
I love the whole idea of words that make talking about life’s messy moments a little less gross. I think my favorites from the Clorox Ick-tionary list are:
– Heave-hello — when your baby spits up on a person you’re talking to.
– Ew-Phone — the feel of your smart phone after your child has been playing with it.
– French Terry Dip — when one end of your bathrobe belt gets wet in the toilet.
The list is pretty funny. And made me a little queasy too. Hah! There’s nothing like an “icktionary” moment that makes me reach for my disinfecting wipes.
Does your family have any “ick-tionary” words that you’ve made up? I’d love to hear them.
P.S. — I’ve never actually shared my report of our trip to Venice. Still working on it! Consider these photos a sneak peek. : )