By Gabrielle.

I think someone needs to bring the merit badge back, don’t you? Best Made Company makes them covetable again with candy color combinations and anything-but-basic virtues.

My favorite might be Famous: “No matter how small and insignificant, we are all famous for something.” Yes. I think this is just what Oscar needs!

P.S. — Anyone in the market for an axe? They’re more like art, aren’t they?