Note from Design Mom: I went on a date with Ben Blair tonight and apparently forgot to log out. Ralph saw his chance and pulled another prank. In case you’re worried, I’ve never called Ralph sexy.
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Ralph is but an angel. From the heavens he looked down. Now he is here for us. The following are the words of a haiku I wrote for him.
Ralph is my Angel
He is my bestest fave child
I love you Ralph Blair
Okay There was the haiku now back to more ralph. Here is the list of the 5 best things about him. Although there are infinite reasons, I have chosen but a few…
1. He is cooler than everyone
2. He is better than everyone
3. He is stronger than everyone
4. He is hotter than everyone
5. He has 612 girlfriends
Now I move onto the lyrics of the song I wrote for ralph ( to the tune of twinkle twinkle little star)
Ralph you are my favorite child
Can I keep you for awhile
Your so perfect
In all ways
I love you
I’m in a craze
Ralph your so cool, cooler than me
lets go drink a cup of tea!
Now lets move on to the best ralph quotes. (one of my favorite sections)
“Hasta la vista, baby.”
“To be or not to be. That is the question.”
“e=mc2.”
Ralph is too sexy for his shirt.
Finally, here is a video featuring his rad moves. Rad people don’t freeze. They burn.
Here is the video ( worth viewing)
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ahhhhhhhahahhahahahahahhaha go ralph
I laughed my head off reading this! I love it! He seems like a witty and smart kid!
This is hilarious! What a cute April Fools prank. The haiku is my favorite.
I LOVE YOUR KID. This is the best blog post of all time. Seriously. It’s the kind of thing you can pull out years from now to impress his fiance or something. Love it! How lucky you are, to have spawned such a cool kid!
At least you don’t have to worry about him having self-esteem issues! : )
THis is so so funny! I love kids.
That is hilarious! That Ralph is a creative kid!
Haha that was hysterical!
okay….what a great kid with a great sense of humor! you guys will laugh about this for years to come.
Ralph is hilarious! I love it!!! What was your reaction? I bet you are proud to have such a funny, clever & talented son!
I can’t wait until my boys are old enough to pull pranks like this!
Actually, just kidding. I’m not ready for them to be that old yet, but the pranks are fun!
So Funny. I love the wink.
True confession, I originally read this post at bedtime and was nodding off over my laptop — in my sleepy haze I couldn’t figure out *what* was going on. Was it a Blair family April Fool’s thing? Has Gabby decided she really loves only one of those beautiful kids best? But if that’s true why is she calling her son sexy? Etc. Am so glad to have it all cleared up now, hilarious!
what a cool kid! how proud you must be of him and his rad moves.
Made my day…remind Ralph that when he starts dating you’ll have lots of bits to share with the ladies! :)
What a doll. This post made my day!
Oh my gosh, is that kid for real? TOO FUNNY! What a riot!
Oh gosh, I only pray that my future offspring are this awesome. That kid is GENIUS.
Holy freaking radness. I love Ralph. He’s my favorite child too.
just catching up, and this is AWESOME!! how is it i love your kids and i don’t even know them?
Hilarious. Ralph is cool.
Oh my gosh, the video! I’m dying, DYING! :)
Hahahhaha! Ralph has a great sense of humor.
OMG!!! Funniest thing ever!! He put a lot of work into that!
HILARIOUS!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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