Note from Design Mom: I went on a date with Ben Blair tonight and apparently forgot to log out. Ralph saw his chance and pulled another prank. In case you’re worried, I’ve never called Ralph sexy.

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Ralph is but an angel. From the heavens he looked down. Now he is here for us. The following are the words of a haiku I wrote for him.

Ralph is my Angel

He is my bestest fave child

I love you Ralph Blair

Okay There was the haiku now back to more ralph. Here is the list of the 5 best things about him. Although there are infinite reasons, I have chosen but a few…

1. He is cooler than everyone

2. He is better than everyone

3. He is stronger than everyone

4. He is hotter than everyone

5. He has 612 girlfriends

Now I move onto the lyrics of the song I wrote for ralph ( to the tune of twinkle twinkle little star)

Ralph you are my favorite child

Can I keep you for awhile

Your so perfect

In all ways

I love you

I’m in a craze

Ralph your so cool, cooler than me

lets go drink a cup of tea!

Now lets move on to the best ralph quotes. (one of my favorite sections)

“Hasta la vista, baby.”

“To be or not to be. That is the question.”

“e=mc2.”

Ralph is too sexy for his shirt.

Finally, here is a video featuring his rad moves. Rad people don’t freeze. They burn.

Here is the video ( worth viewing)