Note from Design Mom: I went on a date with Ben Blair tonight and apparently forgot to log out. Ralph saw his chance and pulled another prank. In case you’re worried, I’ve never called Ralph sexy.
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Ralph is but an angel. From the heavens he looked down. Now he is here for us. The following are the words of a haiku I wrote for him.
Ralph is my Angel
He is my bestest fave child
I love you Ralph Blair
Okay There was the haiku now back to more ralph. Here is the list of the 5 best things about him. Although there are infinite reasons, I have chosen but a few…
1. He is cooler than everyone
2. He is better than everyone
3. He is stronger than everyone
4. He is hotter than everyone
5. He has 612 girlfriends
Now I move onto the lyrics of the song I wrote for ralph ( to the tune of twinkle twinkle little star)
Ralph you are my favorite child
Can I keep you for awhile
Your so perfect
In all ways
I love you
I’m in a craze
Ralph your so cool, cooler than me
lets go drink a cup of tea!
Now lets move on to the best ralph quotes. (one of my favorite sections)
“Hasta la vista, baby.”
“To be or not to be. That is the question.”
“e=mc2.”
Ralph is too sexy for his shirt.
Finally, here is a video featuring his rad moves. Rad people don’t freeze. They burn.
Here is the video ( worth viewing)
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Ralph – You Rock!!
We miss you guys.
ralph, last year’s was better… but this was almost as good : )
April Fool’s Day Joke from Ralph maybe? :)
BEST THING EVER!!! :)
I am jealous of Ralph and his 612 girlfriends.
I don’t even have one. <(
Totally awesome.
Looks like you need a new password, Gabrielle! :)
You are adorable Ralph. If only I were 20 years younger.
So I’ve read your blog for a while but never commented. I just have to say… I don’t even know Ralph but I think he’s the best too! This is my favorite blog April Fool’s of the Day! Good on you Ralph. You crack me up!
LOL I love the video! :)
Steph
Love it! Way to go, Ralph. :)
What a way to kick start this month.
does your mom know you did that?
I hope my kids do stuff like that when they get older!
That is pure gold. Worth framing on the wall….. or at least printing out & keeping for his future bride.
That guy has a great future.
Totally awesome.
Love it!!! Good one Ralph :)
best April Fools yet. Way to go Ralph! I had heard rumor that you were the favorite, this only confirms my suspicions.
This is so great! Oh my, he will be so embarrassed some day. But what an awesome guy!
Hilarious.
that’s hysterical! Go Ralph!
HA! That is hilarious! Great job Ralph! I’m so impressed!
Hilarious! Let us know when he gets his own reality show.
Too funny! Ralph is an rather witty, no?
This is perfect! By now Ralph will have at LEAST 947 girlfriends!!!
That was just all sorts of awesome. Nice work, Ralph!
Oh my goodness, the wink! The wink! That made me laugh so hard :)
Ok I absolutely love Ralph this is so funny and so cute! Just like a tween boy to do something like this and how perfect on April Fools day! Go Ralph!
You’re the bomb Ralph! Do you answer all the comments like you mom does?
That is hilarious! Love it!
As a mom with four boys – you should be incredibly proud of the parenting you have done. What a great, creative, and funny kid! I would guess he adds quite a bit of personality to the house…
Great post Ralph – you are fabulous!
Ralph – SO DANG FUNNY! Nice work. :)
Oh man…I love that you pointed out that you’ve never called your son sexy. Too funny!
I have to say though, I LOVED his joke last year…I guess he didn’t have quite the opportunity for such a good one again this year!
That is one cool kid. I mean really really cool. What kid his age–BOY his age–has ever been cool enough to videotape himself and let your thousands upon thousands of readers watch it? Insane. I love it!
Can Ralph get his own blog?
I thoroughly enjoyed that.
Dear Ralph:
Thank you for making my day. I have someone I’d like to set you up with in about 10 years..
Love, Elisabeth
you and your whole family are too funny! Great prank Ralph!
You guys are hilarious!!
LOVE IT!!!
Hahaha! I was wondering if we would hear from Ralph this year. What a clever guy.
This is hilarious, witty, charming and sweet. What a fun boy you have! I’m sure he learned some of that from somewhere. ;) Well done, Ralph!
Too, too crazy hysterical!!!!!
this made my day!
I wish I was that cool at his age.
What a great April Fool’s Prank.
Oh my. That is the funniest thing I have seen in a LONG time. Dying! Ralph is my favorite, too. :)
BRAVO! Well done, Rad Ralph!
He must be prepping to become a future member of divine comedy with those dance moves. I loved it! Great April Fools!
Absolutely the best. I hope my boys are as creative and clever as Ralph when they’re thirteen.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! Sorry, that is brilliant!!! Very clever!
Although it is impossible for parents to pick a favorite child, tonight, Ralph is MY favorite of your children! What a awesome sense of humor!
Okay, as the mother of two boys, that is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while. It made my day. My compliments to Ralph.
What a personality. I hope my sons are just as brilliant and funny with their little pranks one day!
HILARIOUS!!! I want a son as awesome as Ralph!!! Seriously though thanks for the laugh today!
Love this! Fantastic sense of humor you all have. Love the video and the voice over and the tiny little flash on his partner in crime at the very end. So, so funny.
That is one cool kid. Go Ralph, you rock!
And I know as parents we aren’t supposed to pick favorites, but seriously, how could this little charmer NOT be?!
hilarious! he really is pretty cool.
giggling
Who is this child that he could not only think of a prank of this caliber but also execute such a stunning video?! That’s fantastic.
He’s a character!
This is awesome! One of my most favorite things is when people don’t log out of facebook or email – I always change their status to something completely off the wall and one time I even sent emails to everyone in my sister’s address book saying how amazing she is and how blessed everyone is to know her. BUT I’ve never been gutsy enough to post on blogs!
Ralph – you have given me wings!
That video was hysterical!!! love it!
That was hilarious. Bravo!
Awesome sauce. 100% PURE awesome sauce!
Oh my gosh. I can’t stop laughing!!! I. Love. This. Video.
Ralph is a treasure Gabby!! Sneaky and talented too!!
That was simply awesome!
now that is what i call a post, baby! brilliant!
Oh my god, that is hilarious! Go Ralph!
TOO FUNNY and ADORABLE! :D
Ralph,
Being a totally cool young man, I have a feeling you will really get a kick out of what I did to my class as a prank today!
http://whirlwindblogger.blogspot.com/2011/04/they-tried-to-get-revenge-all-morning.html
What do you think?!
Happy April Fool’s Day!
A haiku for Ralph…
Ralph totally rocks
A talented Blair child, non?
Gabby must be proud :-)
Gabrielle please let him have a blog, and please please give us the link to it!
And probably it’s time to leave a little space on this blog to your other kids, too!
That video rocks! Ralph is one talented kid.
(If anyone is looking for validation of the Oedipus Complex; they’ve got it here!)
Pretty impressive Ralph! Confidence and a sense of humor – what a perfect combination! Still cracking up!
Ha! Nice work, Ralph. You made me LOL.
I love it! That is a funny kid.
Modest! Haha!
That was pretty hilarious!
Love how he took on Design Mom’s writing style!
What a clever child! Cute April Fool’s joke!
That made my morning! So hysterical! That kid is going places.
Hilarious! Good one, Ralph!
Juajaujauajauaa! Funny kid! you are good Ralph! keep going…
FUN!
Ralph. Rocks.
That is one cool kid!
This is the perfect video to show at Ralph’s wedding.
i have a funny brother just like him, except he is almost 30 and still pulling these crazy pranks. gotta love the humor in big families. cheers to ralph!
That was the coolest thing I’ve ever read on a blog. I hope it was all Ralph. Awesome.
I think Ralph is my favorite child.
Ralph will never cease to please me.
Sigh… if you guys can’t move back, can Ralph come live in our attic for a year?!
The haiku was the best.
Fantastic Ralph! Every part is better than the next!
Ralph is amazing! He should start his own blog.
This made me laugh and smile all day. Gabby, you are in for so much trouble. You should have prayed for a shy, homely son. I well remember taking my way to cute and confident son to back to school night his Freshman year. As we entered the already crowded room and moved down the isle to find a seat EVERY girl came up to greet him and then giggle. I longed to have him copy his older brother who was so shy and scared of girls that he became mute any time one approached him. Much easier for a mother. Urge Ralph to use his powers for good only. He’s too cute for words.
What a turkey! Love it.
Go, Ralph! :) This post made me and my husband laugh a bunch. We’re childless right now, but we hope our future kids are as cool as Ralph!
What a cool kid. Great self esteem. Someones doing something right in raising this creative kid. Must be you!
that was really cute;) what a son you have.
This was absolutely adorable and hilarious. I love it. What a creative son you have. Way to go, Ralph!
I love, love, love this! You have the most adorable family!
This is my favorite post ever in the history of the internet. Ever.
Too funny! Kind of spooky how much he looks exactly like you.
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