Next month, we’re headed to a baby shower for a friend who doesn’t know the sex of her unborn one. As someone with no self control, I have to tip my hat to her. If I could place a phone call to my babies the minute they’re conceived, my first question would be, “How’s it going?” shortly followed by, “Are you a he or a she?”

I’m thinking about giving her a onesie from little boogies, unless she’s reading this, in which case, I’m totally not. Many of the animal designs are gender neutral and all are very charming. I love the ducky.

Since my sister is part-owner of the company, I might be able to get a discount. Then again, she’s the same girl who made actual client files when we used to play office as kids, so maybe not.